I’m curious to see how people are going to react to today’s comic, specifically the unsanctioned cameo. I think there might be some room for misinterpretation, but what are you gonna do? (CHISEL YOUR INTENTION IN STONE.) If you don’t know who Paul Christoforo is, welcome to the internet. If there’s anything I can do to make your first browsing session better, just let me know. He got what was coming to him. (IN STONE.)

Over the last few updates I’ve talked about all the iPhone games I’ve been playing. Today was set aside for Zynga’s Words With Friends and Hanging With Friends, until I saw this graphic made by the team that created Tiny Tower. Needless to say, I’ve had a(nother) change of heart about Zynga. They’re scum once more. I’ve deleted all Zynga apps from my phone. If we were in the middle of a game, I’m sorry. Let’s play something non-Zynga? “ChaseFenlay”. Look me up.

EDIT: There’s a little more to this story. The App Store is a hive of scum and villainy! Still hate Zynga. Also, I know I’m a hypocrite. We’ve covered that.

- Chase

Self-defecating humor? We got that.

If you like short shorts, and by God who doesn’t, then Chase drew you a purdy picture. And hey, would you mind Liking us on Facebook? Or just sharing our comics wherever you congregate with all your internet friends? Think of us as a sickness, and you are our host. Now go, cough in everyone’s face.

Thanks, pal. Pally pal. Pally pally pal.

- Emmitt