I’ve been watching a lot of UFC lately. I’m always conflicted when I watch this stuff. On one hand I wonder why these guys seem so restrained with their moves. Why aren’t people just going crazy on each other? It still seems just a couple steps up from boxing to me. They don’t seem like they want to kill each …

Chase saying he takes his time is an understatement. He only has one speed and it’s “as slow as possible.” When I play a new game I just hit start and go to killing. Fuck tutorials. The first thing Chase does is head for Options and fiddle with every slider. He goes through every menu and reads every achievement. Drives …